Satellite Stories - all in one place

Greetings

So I’ve been doing a bit of admin over here at Lager HQ - and I’ve group together all the Satellite Stories series together on my Substack - which you can listen too HERE.

There were all semi-autobiographical stories, based on my experiances growing up in Horley and Crawley and trying to capture all those little class nuances of growing up in an area like that, in the shadow of London.

It started out with a story I wrote a few years back but didn’t really know what to do with and ended up becoming this whole series.

I realy enjoyed doing it and learned a lot along the way, it’s set a template for the way I want to go ahead with my own stuff

There’s 7 episodes in total, some

Enjoy

Lager Time is back! McGeezer The Machine

Greetings

After a bit of a hiatus, I’m back producing podcasts and blogs for Lager Tine. It’s been a busy few months for me; with work and a course I was undertaking. All is explained and more, if you listen to this episode, better still, subscribe on Substack and you’ll get it direct into your inbox every week, or if you prefer just the audio, you can get it on Spotify, Apple and all them!

This week’s epsiode featured the last in the series (strange timeing, I know) of the Satteltie Stories series which I’d done; all base don my experiances growing up in the Gatwick area. This is about the summer after the middle school I attened closed down.

Have a blast

Paul

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LAGER TIME PODCAST: A DATE WITH MATES - PART 2

Easy. Couple of weeks late but it’s the second part of the Date With Mates story, enjoy

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LAGER TIME PODCAST: SATELLITE STORIES - THE 405 (PART 1)

Easy

The latest Lager Time podcast is up. This week it’s the first part of a story about getting a long bus journey, across Surrey to Kingston.

I didn’t get around to finishing it in time, so that’s why it’s in two parts, no other reason.

With these stories I’m trying to add in a bit of production, sound effects etc. I messed up the dialogue in one of the bits by sticking the character Donovan, on a channel where I’d put some reverb on it. I think it was what I used for the story intro. Didn’t intend on doing that.

As I go along with Lager Time, I think, to improve it, I’m going to have get a bit more disciplined with how I record it. Probably need a bit more time for the writing, the recording and the mixing. At the moment, it’s all a bit slap-dash

We keep on and all that

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RAW 64'S of BOREDOM #3 All Aboard

 
 

WOLLOP. Track number three is up. I’m a bit late with the blog update but you know, I don’t think anyone is gonna be loosing any sleep over it.

This track happened pretty quick, I made the beat a few weeks back and the first 32 bars, is a verse I’d written a few years back, which I had kicking around in the lyric book. Wrote the next 32 shortly after, ran with the train theme. It was the quickest to record as well, I;ve got a bit of a process now. Reckon I’m gonna do two more, package it up and stick ‘em up on Bandcamp. Large up everyone who has listened and shared so far

FULL LYRICS BELOW

 
 

RAW 64’s of BOREDOM #3 - All Aboard

-Beat made on my phone, using iMaschine 2

-Vocal recorded in Cubase -No monitors, just headphones with one, half-working ear

-Recorded late at night, making minimal noise

-Image taken by Janice D'Costa

-Written, produced and recorded in isolation by Paul Cree -why not?

LYRICS

I used to bored trains, bored and try and jump ‘em

ride it from Horley, to Clapham Junction

small town Surrey, to South London

I guess on a bit of a quest in search of something

left a trail to find my way back home

stick on stones on the railroads

couldn’t drive, couldn’t afford the lesson time

and the kids with whips didn’t really wonna leave their drives

took trips down to Brighton the seaside

record shopping and picking up the rave flyers

saw weird shit, like white guys in doo-rags

thinking back-home they’d probably get laughed at

in fact, probably slapped these towns were like that

they weren’t the worst but geezers up in shirts on the

lash to pull birds, were likely to get violent if they failed in their

search, or worse

 

 

a lot of fighting back home in the pubs and bars

us smart ones played the fish in a pond card

then went up London to go dancing in the raves

like fish out of water but a pond to a lake

in these cities I found a new breed of prick

sort of smart-arsed kid, went to uni bunned a spliff

considered themsevls enlightened ‘cos they listened to Jehst

then slag off my hometown and say it was full of inbreds

I’d think shutup mate, then shake my head

knowing one day they’d probably be my boss

sat around a table, putting ticks in a box

the power to say no, or take what I’ve got

early shifts north terminal, working in a shop

coming straight from the End, eyes all blood shot

Gatwick strip lights like droughts to a frog

fall asleep on the train back, missed my stop

 

 

 

 

back on the train and id get myself lost

looking out the window till my eyes would go boss

Croydon was the final frontier of the city through the boundaries

then back into  leafy Surrey county

many times I avoided getting robbed

playing cat and mouse with gangs by getting on and getting off

sometimes guards locked doors between carriages

them slam-door trains carried some colourful characters

never saw transport police, only at matches

Saturday Millwall trips became standard

knew a couple of kids at my school who supported ‘em

95 first game, hooked, Kerry Dixon scored

grew older, beer became a part

post match piss-ups, pissed as a fart

on a train home, shared a can with a west ham fan

got off at his stop and threatened to slit my throat

 

 

 

there were times when I behaved like a prick

pissed up bunnin’ spliffs and vandalising shit

felt sorry for the cleaner, cleaning up my sick

when I’d consumed special brew and it erupted out my lips

performed acrobatics just to make last trains, there were

times when I didn’t and I’d be stranded till the next day

trying to kip with the waifs and the strays

invalidate my ticket so twice I’d have to pay

read books, wrote bars, poems and stories

end of the nineties right into the noughties

hiding in my seat, window-side preferably

wrote so much between, London and Horley

travel card, pen and a pad that was my weaponry

building up my armoury to advance on my arteries

trying to pump a lifeforce, into my heartbeats

and beat the boredom by beating some bars out of me